simp

Tbh I think it could mean loving a fictional character to the point of obsession

me: omg I love nikusa from fnf!!!!
other guy: SIMP!!!!!

by Kam66 August 17, 2022

simp

squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

simp

When Tony puts the hoes before the bros.

Tony is a simp because it puts girls first

by demos_ January 25, 2022

Simp

In all matters of professionalism, it refers to a bub.

Wow that bub guy is a real simp.

by Morrow.mc March 24, 2020

simp

someone named kai

"Kai is a simp."

by 4l0ko April 28, 2020

Simp

a term used to describe a man who's desperate for a girl to the point it's annoying, NOT some one who's just being nice to a girl.

A guy: *holds door open for a girl just one time*
some idiot: SIMP

by BlizzardyGirl September 5, 2020

Simp

stands for super intense mega penis

damn he got a simp

by spcuy May 23, 2021