Fuck a friend day

Find a friend and fuck em hard 🤤🥵

Hey Jenna you wanna fuck for national fuck a friend day

Jenna: of course Ryan can't wait

by Fuck a friend day February 19, 2021

De-friend-zy

when one starts de-friending many Facebook friends all at once.

"Man, I was in such a de-friend-zy last night! I think might have deleted you!"
"What the fuck, man?"

by awkwardintention October 13, 2009

7/11 Friend

A friend who is only a friend when it is convient for them.

Paige: Have you noticed Rachel only comes over when we have weed?

Julia: Yeah she is a 7/11 friend.

by OhMeg April 27, 2012

Flavor of the Month Friend

It's a person that's kept around for a period of time because they are of some sort of benefit to the person that's pretending to be their new BFF. The type of person that keeps Flavor of the Month Friends is egotistical, always cash strapped, borrows money and never gives you the money back, cannot be trusted with any personal 411 since they will tell it all over town, creeps on the significant others of their friends/flavor of month friends, a fickle fake "friend" who will uses you to benefit themselves and in the end they don't recognize who their true friends are because they just met their "new BFF" 24 hours ago.

Girl 1: Sheesh, I can't belive Sophia has a new Flavor of the Month Friend again. She told me that that she met this girl yesterday at the bar and now they're BFF's already.

Girl 2: I can't believe she ignores her real friends as soon as she finds a new "BFF" .I guess that's now her new "bestest girl"!

Girl 1: I think it's time to drop that girl because she don't recognize her real friends.

Girl 2: Yea, I agree. We're done with that girl!

by sexxychicks February 19, 2010

The Best Friend Speech

The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"

"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"

"Yeah so what's wrong"

"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"

"she..."

"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"

by sickboy101 May 17, 2010

gay ass friend

just a normal person who thinks their your friend but they aren't. and you also think they are gay for you.

dude that kid just acts like a fucking gay ass friend , I think hes gay for me.

by The guy with website humor April 19, 2017

get your friend

when you have a friend that is acting ridiculous in public, someone is likely to tell you to get your friend. or, if someone says something off the wall, you respond with 'get your friend.'

The karaoke guy came over to me and goes, 'get your friend,' she's out of control.

by Ashley C. January 5, 2006