Cake Patch

Describes a girls ass that needs plowing
I wouldn’t mind tending to that cake patch
by Beastman91 June 15, 2024
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retard cake

the more exaggerated term for cake ( cake: referring to the size of someones fat ass )
or if the retarded kid has a nice ass.
yo Asad look over there that special kid got got some mad "retard cake"
by SenpaiSofu December 17, 2019
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Let's get this cake

When you're so ignorant you don't know your broke so you just flex on em when you don't have anything.

Originally said by Marie Antoinette during the French revolution
King Louis XVI: Uh so there's no food or money at all
Marie Antoinette: We should go get some bread ... And give it to the people
King Louis XVI: Uhm... So we're kinda out of bread because we're broke af
Marie Antoinette: Ok let's get this cake then, I'm sure we have lots of that
Rest of the world: *facepalms*
Robespierre: cuts off literally everyone's head
by Azophi December 20, 2018
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meanie-cakes

Majorly cuter way of calling someone a meanie. Much more jovial and light hearted in a banterous way rather than a crude insult.
James: Ha! Loser! :P
Lizzy: Meanie-cakes ^^
by Aghbah9 January 01, 2010
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Mexican Lava Cake

When 2 girls poop on each other at the same time after eating a lot of greasy food!
"One time I havld to use the bathroom and I walked in on Sabrina and Cassie Mexican Lava Cakeing in the handicap stall"
by Satsuki Kiryuuin May 06, 2018
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Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
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Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
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