Chicken Breath

edward ford is motherfucking son of a chicken hu breathe smells so much dat he finks COLGATE is da name given 2 da tappin up of ashley cole by chelsea. as he is a chelsea fan and goes 2 every game i'll feel sorry 4 anyone hu sits near him with his chicken breath and his variety bucket. his favourite time of year is easter and least favourite time is bathtime. please someone do all ur sense of smell a favour n introduce him 2 da use of water 4 washing and a tic tac.

i feel like chicken tonight
i don't. i'm sittin nxt 2 edward ford 2day

c edward ford stinky chicken breathe 4 more info.

by anon March 10, 2005

mooshoo chicken

a really dumb person.

ussually has the name of mike peirce.

eat good chinede food in china......cats+dogs = mooshoo chicken!!

by joe November 13, 2004

chicken scratch

A scratch from a chicken

Chicken Scratch of dominoes

by ass December 26, 2007

Chicken Hole

When you cook chicken in a frying pan and it pops up and burns your arm and creates a chicken hole.

TK...... Chicken hole

by aleeeeexxys March 14, 2011

ass chicken

When a naked drunken person sits on a platter of chicken and it rides up their ass crack.

see also: dirty tyler

Laura: I'm hungry
Tyler: Want some chicken?
Laura: No, Tyler I don't want your ass chicken!

by Moneylove January 4, 2008

Fuck Yo Chicken

The act of expressing absolutly nothing of concern to someones property, or "chicken"

"hey, my BK original chicken was cold."
"FUCK YO CHICKEN NIGGA"

by mcsmokesalotpimpin234545 October 18, 2008

Not To Smash Your Chicken

When someone has to be corrected, but you want to do it in a sort of polite way.

Note: can also be said as "sorry to smash your chicken"

Person 1: Dude I bought these shoes and they're super cool!

Person 2: Not to smash your chicken, but those shoes are kind of ugly

Person 1 (playing beer pong): I just made a sweet shot!
Person 2: sorry to smash your chicken but your wrist was over the table so it doesn't count.

by Kushmasta December 3, 2018