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lying tit

1. An insult received when one is being a douchebag or has been caught confabulating.

2. the flattened shape natural male or female breasts make when their owner is lying on their back
"You've been cheating on me this whole time...you lying tit!"

"Wow, I was a double D but now that I'm lying down, I'm like an A minus!"

"No worries, that's just your lying tits"
by sheenaleena February 6, 2010
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bitch tits

noun or verb. when yiu make someone your bitch. or expressing extream dislike to a person or event.
you are acting like a little bitch tits. dont get short with me bitch tits.

mauricio...most douch bags...little bitches.
by xxmrvipxx April 12, 2011
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tit-spooned

The act of inadvertently thrusting a spoon into the breast of a small humpback whale.
Why did Johanna have to get tit-spooned?!
by Babatunde Chichwa April 27, 2011
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Tit turbine

A perfect pair of tits capable of inducing feverish hallucinations, often is accompanied by erectile disfunction.
That goddamn jennifer and her fuckin tit turbine ruined my marriage, my house, and the finish on my car.
by Flantoo July 19, 2010
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TIT

by Roberto Terek August 5, 2010
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slippery-tits

A term of endearment, used in reference to one's female partner after the act of ejaculating on her breasts.
Guy: 'Like 'at pearl necklace I dun' gave you there, slippery-tits?'
Girl: 'Oh, yes, it's beautiful actually! Thanks soooooo, sooooo much, babe! When can I have another???'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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