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end up as bear shit

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.
johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit
by carnono March 20, 2021
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Sofa Bear

OhhhhhhhHhhHHHhHHHhhHHHh theres a bear on the sofa......
there is a bear on the sofa (Sofa Bear)
by Anonymous girl 123 October 27, 2021
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Gummy bear

by an idiot November 26, 2021
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Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
by Little bear baby August 16, 2025
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Pooh Bearing

"Dude I was totally pooh bearing it last night while watching Ariel."
by Gerbooty May 5, 2015
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booty bear

a bear that will eat your booty if you put honey on it
the booty bear is coming run do you have honey on your but yeah, I wanted to see if it was real
by thatgoat January 15, 2022
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golli bear

A man who lives on top of apache pizza Pearse street, loves a few cans and snorts a fuck ton. Fellas whacked
Dylan's mackeys dad is a golli bear
by Golli bear lover lad April 24, 2018
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