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suck me like dad

When you give a blowjob to someone just like there dad blew them
by Daddybeater1234 April 27, 2017
mugGet the suck me like dadmug.

Sucked face Shitter

The sucked in facial expression when a homeless scumbum desperately needs to shit and there not afraid to shit anywhere in public
Hey Patti,get on the next ferry cause it looks like a sucked face shitter splattered the deck with a vengeance.
by DOT Employee April 3, 2021
mugGet the Sucked face Shittermug.

Suck Scrotum September

1)The month where your girlfriend has to suck your scrotum at least once a weak this month.
"Hey babe u heard, its Suck Scrotum September."
"SLURP SLURP"
"thanks babe"
by Noncy boi November 10, 2022
mugGet the Suck Scrotum Septembermug.

Sucked

An accidental autocorrect for the 2016 word “Zucked”.

When getting” zucked” autocorrects to getting “sucked”, your text message conversation takes a wild hairpin turn straight down to Not-safe-for-work-ville.

Anyone catching a quick glance at your phone, while your friend is discussing how they got “sucked so hard last week” is going to have a lot of follow up questions. And no one got time for follow up questions.
| Charlotte had to create a finatagram because her real instagram was sucked.
| Sucked
| Damnit, ZUCKED
| we can all agree “charlotte_Got_Sucked” is a much different instagram handle
by WanderingGinger September 7, 2022
mugGet the Suckedmug.

suck on a sock

A phrase to tell someone to shut up; when someone is annoying and u have to censore your language.
1: *chatter chatter chatter*
2: SUCK ON A SOCK AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

1: *silence*
2: thx
by Volt. 15 September 20, 2018
mugGet the suck on a sockmug.

suck a flower

when someone needs to take a chill pill and smell the roses. when someone will not let one thing go. "lighten the fuck up" but in nicer words.
Breh 1: Man you really getting on my nerves breh!

Breh 2: You telling me what breh?
Breh 1: Suck a flower breh!!!
Breh 2: You syced it!
by jpHuDi July 27, 2015
mugGet the suck a flowermug.

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