Simp

When someone takes advantage of another’s sympathy to get closer to them.

Jake was being a simp when he made Anna feel bad for him so he could get in her pants

by Joyhoymnoy August 4, 2020

Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.

"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius

by mistahroga May 9, 2020

Simp

S.uper
I.nto
M.ashed
P.otatoes

That is the correct definition of the word 'simp'

Guy 1: yeah I'm a simp

Person named mashed potatoes: ooo yk thats right bb

by Daddy Anonymous August 28, 2020

Simp

Literally Camryn Sperling.

That person is such a simp.

by HmmHmmHmmHmm September 27, 2020

simp

Guys who pay for all their dates, pay for attention of streamers online, and generally do anything to get noticed by the girl they like.

Jason donated another $50 to his favorite streamer. He's such a simp!

by mposter May 10, 2020

Simp

A person who does anything for their crush. A simp is the type of person that would buy a girl a $1000 bracelet even though the girl doesn't even know him. People usually mistake the word "simp" with the word "respectful to woman"

jake: "you helped olivia when she fell and looked really hurt?? lol whatta simp."

by barbzforberniez September 11, 2020

Shadow Simping

Simping on a girl who is already in a relationship

Gus is cool but he’s always shadow simping so he’s kinda hard to trust

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022