Rules

False pretenses. One after the other.

Hym "I don't have rules... Wait! I have THREE rules! What were my rules again? 🤔 Hmm... I don't remember. Wait! I remember one! I am the exception to all rules!"

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

Obes Rule

A defensive or sometimes offensive method of conversation occurring when one runs out of arguments or lacks a logical point they bring up the past.

Guy 1: Hey what is your stance of pre-washing dishes?
Guy 2: How can you ask about pre-washing dishes when you get barely buzzed every night?
Guy 1: Don't use the Obes Rule on me!

by BeLoveGiveLove July 9, 2015

Rule of 72

If you don’t practice something hard in 72 hours (3 days), you will forget it

It’s Sunday. I haven’t practiced the Rubiks Cube since Wednesday. I sit down and think: How the hell do I do this thing? Then I realize I haven’t practiced in 72 hours. I think ‘Oh... Rule of 72.’

by Irreduzibel November 11, 2018

Alejandro Rules

In tennis, this rule comes into play when you're leading by just one game and want to avoid the risk of losing. Under this rule, you play just one final game, with no possibility of losing. The result will either be a win or a tie. var: "Super Alejandro" rule: You're up by more than one game and can only win.

Momentum changed and I won 4 in a row to get within one game, but my opponent invoked Alejandro Rules and it ended in a tie.

by nawhea March 10, 2025

Rule Z

Marketing rule: If it can't be sold as is, someone will remove the name and put the word Zombie on it. It will then sell with great success.

We could not sell Dried Seaweed so we removed the label and put Dried Zombie Skin on it. It's never sold better thanks to Rule Z.

by Rmistiff December 7, 2011

The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.

You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.

by PheoShayett November 27, 2016

International Rules

The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.

“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”

by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018