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Penis bribery 

Promising sexual pleasure for personal gain.
You're using penis bribery to go on this trip.
Penis bribery by Likwid541 November 21, 2018

Penis boobs 

I love how my body looks in the mirror especially my penis boobs! Credit Brandon
Penis boobs by T.K. O'nuts November 22, 2018

penis tuna 

Mark: yo dude, you ok?
Chris: no dude, im not. i have penis tuna
penis tuna by Tooraa January 3, 2019

Penis Trumpet 

When you blow into his urethra while pushing his foreskin back and forwards.
Girl 1: How did last night go? Anything kinky I supposed ;)
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.
Penis Trumpet by Fabriziho January 15, 2019

Penis gunk 

Penis gunk is when you haven’t washed your head for multiple days after cumming and are left with a cheddar like smear on the inside of your foreskin. This is not harmful but quite smelly,
Oh my god Brian. My doctor said I have type 2 penis gunk. He told me to tell my friends the dangers of not washing your head.
Penis gunk by CAZINACAGE January 20, 2019

penis warts 

warts on your penis.
"i have penis warts"
penis warts by BigNiggaFaggot March 7, 2019