Monkey fuck

Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome

Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car?
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around

by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022

monkey status

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode

Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog

by augugu October 10, 2022

monkey rizz

Bro has crazy rizz for women and might even be a top g named Muggy

Eddie has that monkey rizz

by LoggyCarl December 26, 2022

Monkey in Charge of the Bananas

Being the one to deligate or the boss

I'm the monkey in charge of the Bananas

by Wineguy69 January 15, 2023

monkey bastard in a cage

When you are physically or emotionally backed into a corner

Person 1: Man! How are you ?

Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage

by Monkeybastards January 20, 2023

monkeycity17

a monkey who is the king of swag and the goat of party games

Isaac: I just queued monkeycity17
Cole: God I wish I were you

by Selk Bag Enthusiast February 9, 2023

monkey nut

a really big testicle that some people have, they have to drag it around when they walk around

yo wheres jerry
jerry has a monkey nut, he will be here in an hour

by spuffymate March 28, 2023