King Douche

A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.

"Hey dude, that guy isn't a normal douche, he is the king douche!"

by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015

king day

birthday

bout to turn up on my king day

by VersaceBurger March 28, 2015

king cobra

A synonym for a very arrogant person.

Look at a real adult king cobra, the snake, that's about to strike and you'll understand the analogy with a king cobra as an arrogant person. When arrogant individuals want to show off their arrogance there is nothing you can do; in the secular world stay away both from dangerous snakes such as king cobras, as well as arrogant people.

by Sexydimma April 22, 2015

half king

Term used in the eastern underworld referring to a Rolex datejust as payment for inflicting serious bodily harm.

Wong put a half king on that fool's head and he ran to Bangkok

by Cheah Meng May 14, 2015

King's Flower

Codename for Weed, Pot, the Marijuana, etc.

Me: "Yo man, let me get some of that King's Flower!"
My Drug Dealer: "Yo I'll sell you an eighth right now!"

by SandyToes May 22, 2015

Dr.A.B. King

An individual who performs masculinity, by means of dress and mannerism, typically for public performance and entertainment, but sometimes just for personal satisfaction.
See also drag king.

Etimology: DRessed As Boy

Dr.A.B. King s are dressed as boys sometimes, and dressed as men other times, and very seldom drab.

by LaedyRose June 9, 2015

king kong

to shit on top of a toilet while both feet are positioned on the side walls like king kong

" I didn't want anyone to see my feet so, I king konged that toilet bro"!

by TOMBOMCFAREN June 23, 2015