3 layered beet cake

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018

cottageville cream cake

Cottageville cream cake

When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake

by Cottageville cream cake October 9, 2018

Super Birthday Cake

When you make a tray of pot brownies, cover the top in whipped cream, and do whip it’s with the left over whipped cream

Dude we made a super birthday cake and got crazy high

by CavaKing December 2, 2018

Let's get this cake

When you're so ignorant you don't know your broke so you just flex on em when you don't have anything.

Originally said by Marie Antoinette during the French revolution

King Louis XVI: Uh so there's no food or money at all
Marie Antoinette: We should go get some bread ... And give it to the people
King Louis XVI: Uhm... So we're kinda out of bread because we're broke af
Marie Antoinette: Ok let's get this cake then, I'm sure we have lots of that
Rest of the world: *facepalms*
Robespierre: cuts off literally everyone's head

by Azophi December 19, 2018

Upside down pound cake

When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.

He just walked in and grabbed her up and put her in the upside down pound cake.

by Xrayted May 23, 2019

Take My Cake

They want you to stick it in their booty.

"Brad, literally just take my cake already."

by CarcinoGeneticist13 April 17, 2019

Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

by ChadOkay August 1, 2019