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Lava Cake

When you do a solid dump followed by constant squirts of diarrhea, giving a burning sensation on your anus as they're coming out.
I was surprised, because I really felt that I needed to take a dump and low and behold, it was lava cake.
by Gimmy2000wha May 3, 2021
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candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.
Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.
by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017
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Cake and candles

Cake and candles brother. Another year older, huh.
by Stevez11 December 30, 2023
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Birfday Cakes

A huge booty so nostalgic you are reminded of childhood birfdays.
Raquel is working that pole with those big ass birfday cakes! She deserves more c-notes!
by Popejuanpaul June 12, 2016
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Political Cake

What you receive while studying Chapter 8 for the course of AP Human Geography
"Yo Emily, show me the political cake"
by blubblubgoesthefishy March 28, 2017
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Xan cake

A Xan cake is a specific cake made by Lil Pump to celebrate 1M followers on Instagram that is based off the design of the Xanax pill. It has a specific way of cutting it. The top of the cake features 3 numbers: 5 , 90 and 3 (idk what they mean tbh :/) and on the front, it has "Congrats on 1M" written on it

The video of Lil Pump cutting the cake has been used to make AI Parodies of it (for ex: Miss circle cuts a Xan cake).
Pump: "This is how you cut a Xan Cake"
Phone: *ping*

Pump: "Uhh!"
Troy: "All the way down."
Pump:"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP TROY"
Troy: "All the way down"
Pump: "SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! TROY YOU'S A BITCH, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NIGGA!"
by キッス マヤそ August 30, 2024
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REAL OR CAKE??

A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.
Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)
by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023
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