When a hobo prostitute shits on your chest on his/her way out of the rail car you just lost your virginity in.
by Main Shear November 4, 2020
Get the Railway cakemug. An annoying irony. From the phrase "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Mostly used to refer to something sought after only to be found it's useless.
"Well, I can get a better job and have more money, or I can keep my healthcare and not die. That's some cake right there..."
by Zed Numar July 21, 2021
Get the Cakemug. The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.
The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017
Get the Chocolate Cake Diplomacymug. by Bomberbiff March 8, 2020
Get the sheet cakedmug. A cake made with 10 cups of dirt, that is made for someone who orders boba for people that they have never met. This cake is traditionally eaten on the boba generator and a Boba receivers first meeting in person. On some occasions this cake is made with a small amount of cum from the boba receiver to put the Boba generator under a spell that forces their body to give the boba receiver The most scrumptious had known to man!
Are we going to make the Bussing bussing cake for boba generator this Friday? Yes, yes we are, the head inducing kind.
by TITF MONSTER May 28, 2021
Get the Bussing bussing cakemug. "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID DANCE. You look like a fruit cake."
"Michael was acting like a fruit cake today."
"Michael was acting like a fruit cake today."
by oshdjandjsbsbabsdghdi January 27, 2020
Get the fruit cakemug. by bigdbigdslayer June 16, 2017
Get the slave cakemug.