Ganja Bear

The happiest bear who ever lived. Or not.

Sup dudes ? I'm GANJA BEAR !

by Old Mountain Hermit May 4, 2018

bear in my trunk

A bear breaking into the trunk of your car!

Also a bear (man) being inside of your trunk (butt).

Look at that bear in my trunk, Meredith!

by Seiglored November 13, 2021

cuddly brown bears

They are brown bears that cuddle with you

Disclaimer: Don’t go out looking for cuddly brown bear! Most brown bears will not be ready to cuddle with you because they don’t like you! Cuddly brown bears like to cuddle and they are brown.

by Cuddlybrownbearlover January 17, 2018

gummy bear deluxe

A female, usually of the age of 70 or older who has no teeth and pleasures you orally

Your granny gave me the best gummy bear deluxe

by Charlesthesloth November 26, 2020

robot bear

It comes for your fazballs.

Nightguard: NOT THE ROBOT BEAR!!!

by ඩී December 7, 2023

Bears in the road

A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.

Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched

by the big snutch March 24, 2021

Care-bear bath

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.

Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!

by Rioooo April 7, 2010