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by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020
Get the Omug. E to the M to the O, where do we begin? Well we do know a little German. Dick und kurz.
A wizard. Someone who thinks it's funny to hurt animals. Will be driving with your room mate on the freeway in a town far away so he won't be seen, completely unaware that you saw him. He will then speed to your apartment complex, drop her off (where she'll pretend to be asleep) and follow you around the parking lot until you park and get out. Damage control.
E to the M to the O also enjoys learning about you so he can go to others and betray you.
If you try to get away from him, hell stalk you. If you show affection he'll call you a stalker.
E to the M to the O once confessed that he had dug a hole. Was that a body sized hole? Did he do that before or after he went to the massage parlor?
All in all you'd be best advised to keep your distance. Or he'll get his burning man friend in on it too.
A wizard. Someone who thinks it's funny to hurt animals. Will be driving with your room mate on the freeway in a town far away so he won't be seen, completely unaware that you saw him. He will then speed to your apartment complex, drop her off (where she'll pretend to be asleep) and follow you around the parking lot until you park and get out. Damage control.
E to the M to the O also enjoys learning about you so he can go to others and betray you.
If you try to get away from him, hell stalk you. If you show affection he'll call you a stalker.
E to the M to the O once confessed that he had dug a hole. Was that a body sized hole? Did he do that before or after he went to the massage parlor?
All in all you'd be best advised to keep your distance. Or he'll get his burning man friend in on it too.
by Getabuttjobsoitsperky October 13, 2025
Get the E to the M to the Omug. A young lady, whom traps a gentleman with a pregnancy. Throughout it she will deny it, except while drunk. Then claims she’s ready for more children and wants to start “trying.”
Hey Kristen, you see that doctor over there? I’m going to Sam O his ass!
It was at that moment she decided to poke holes in the condoms, and fully embraced her title of “Sam O.”
It was at that moment she decided to poke holes in the condoms, and fully embraced her title of “Sam O.”
by The doc is in February 29, 2020
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