Simp

S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)

Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
SIMP, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me
- 2 Guys N The Parque & Candace

by sadRainbow December 1, 2020

simp

A guy who puts the hoes before the bros

"nate why are you putting me in the trunk"

"because we're am i gonna put the girls"

"your being such a simp"

by anonymous December 3, 2020

Simp

you

your a simp

by melanie vue December 3, 2020

Simp

A fool, idiot or simpleton

Kevin: Hi Cris.
Cris: Hi simp
Kevin: I’m not a simp
Cris: Ok, Hi idiot

by Goolagglab December 3, 2020

stack simping

simping in a group when playing among us

"guys we need to stop stack simping" -corpse husband

by loyalkale December 3, 2020

speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.

"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."

by JordanlsDead December 3, 2020

Simp

Someone who “dogs the boys” therefore placing hoes before said bros

“Oh man he’s gonna start losing friends because of how much of a simp he is”

by Quake2108 December 3, 2020