piss-yips

A periodic inability to initiate urination, despite the need and opportunity to do so.

There's something about the toilets at work that gives me the piss-yips.

by tvrbird October 07, 2014

Piss wiggles

When you need to use the bathroom but are forced to hold it leading to strange behaviors conducted to ease the body of its natural needs

Jim: *circular hip motion*
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit

Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles

Henry:……..ok.

by Inferno_ September 02, 2021

ritualistic piss

The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.

John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?

Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.

by viperidae February 07, 2024

Goat Piss

Rocco Czaja

Goat Piss: Rocco Czaja is eggs eggs tension

by HitlarSimp69420 April 26, 2021

Pissing eggs

The result of inserting one or more airsoft BBs into the urethra then proceeding to either Unrinate or ejaculate them out

I was pissing eggs while I was alone in the airsoft feild

by Consiare June 25, 2022

Pissing eggs

The result of inserting one or more airsoft BBs into the urethra then proceeding to either Unrinate or ejaculate them out

I was pissing eggs while I was alone in the airsoft feild

by Consiare June 25, 2022

pissing annoying

When you're so annoyed that you could piss yourself.

Serena got me pissing annoying!

by U mumma March 03, 2021