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Michael

The smartest person you will ever meet. He's the one you will want to spend every moment of your life better lived if only could spend it with him. You will love him more than the sun and will need him more than breath itself. I love you, my Superman.
Me : you're something different

Michael : I'm your Superman
by iammelinda January 28, 2026
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Michael-Aggression

When your friend/acquaintance named Michael says or does something slightly offensive
Yeah my buddy Michael asked to touch Jamal’s afro, it was definitely a Michael-Aggression
by Mr. Petrov February 28, 2026
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michael hallbach

Trifling man whore; a man who likes to have car dates with hookers, who lies about everything, even things he doesn't have to lie about, who flirts with and sleeps with many women even while in a relationship, who constantly yells and complains about his life falling apart because of the choices he's made in his life. He has no remorse.
Wow, did you hear about that Michael Hallbach guy that Sally was with? He did her dirty. She didn't deserve that.
by Not_my_circus March 19, 2025
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Michael Jackson

Did you see Michael Jackson’s new song?
by xcon_ban on ROBLOX March 20, 2025
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Michelada Special

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025
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Michael Bobagard

The creator of the Michael Phone, a leading rival to the Winkle Phone.
His cousin is Michael S. Bogard, well known surgeon based in San Diego.
"Yo, do you have a Michael Phone or a Winkle Phone"
"What's that?"
"Michael Phone, you know, Michael Bobagard. Michael S. Bogards Cousin. He created the Michael Phone. Michael S. Bogard is a well known surgeon based in San Diego though."
"Oh, I have a Winkle Phone."
"We can't be friends-"
by RumpShakingRags May 5, 2025
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Michael

a stinky protein power dreads skinny fat black monkey that makes excuses for missing practice
Michael loves brextens tip
by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025
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