Rembrandt's Kiss

While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?

I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.

by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024

Rainbow kiss

When a group of girls want to go home with a boy every girl gotta have a lipstick that is different from each other and the girl who go the deepest goes home with the boy

We should rainbow kiss that guy

by Jus de fiak March 13, 2022

Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.

Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.

by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024

National Kiss Ryan Day

October 14th is National Kiss Ryan Day.

Me: Yo what day is it today?

Ryan: Its national kiss ryan day

by Iskdjshtign October 14, 2022

Hersey Kisses

When your partner is eating your ass and you decide to be cute by clenching your asshole a few times to give them kisses.

She ate my ass so good I had to give her Hersey kisses.

by Juice Jam January 31, 2025

Kissing the butterflies head

Tightly holding the fanny flaps apart lick the Clitoris.

I made her come by kissing the butterflies head

by Naughty Chalky September 29, 2020

National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.

"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."

by Greencity2000 October 23, 2023