eye stabbin' goodness

A noun or action that has all the goodness of stabbin eyes.

"That muffin - eye stabbin' goodness

by Tony Q August 27, 2007

hairy jap eye

a term for Vagina

Don't show him your hairy jap eye

by i'm from N.Z June 30, 2009

Clam-Shell Eyes

when your eyes become extremely squinty and a little swollen after smoking marijuana, each resembling a tiny clam

Sally gets the worst clam-shell eyes when she smokes, they look so much like little clams !

by blurrryvision September 4, 2012

chocolate eye massage

The placing of an individuals anus atop another individuals fully opened eyeball.

Peter eyeball was moist and raw with anticipation for the chocolate eye massage he was about to receive.

Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye.

by Chocolate Body Massage Machine November 5, 2012

bombastic side eye

smth every white girl says to u in class

idk lol when u look at someone like bombastic side eye its dis:

gurl wtf-

by Mushr0omElf July 24, 2023

birds eye viewing

When your wanking off someone while looking at there japs eye and it starts to wink at you before it chucks it’s lumpy custard at your cranium.

She had birds eye viewing of me blow my load all over her.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

Wonky Eye Syndrome

When you have a wonky eye

Callum Has Wonky Eye Syndrome

by Maggot Sloth June 18, 2018