An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.
Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated
by LordWeathermort March 17, 2024
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The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.
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Get the Douche-Waffle mug.Stop being such a fucking douche canoe 🛶
You're such a douche canoe!
You're the Biggest Douche in the littlest canoe!!
You're such a douche canoe!
You're the Biggest Douche in the littlest canoe!!
by ziacs January 31, 2026
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