Chicken Tikka Masala

Chicken Tikka Masala - "Indian" dish invented by white people, for white people; usually likes to hang out at buffets and sometimes mistakenly ends up on an Indian's plate. To prepare, take some lukewarm water, pour in curry powder and chicken, and stir/blend continuously until all ingredients are dissolved. Add red food coloring if desired. Salt is optional. Serve lukewarm.

Alternate pronunciations: "chicken teekee masala", chicken tikh hai masala", "This shit is SPICY!!!", or "DAMN that's some good teekee CURRY y'all!!"

Waiter at Indian restaurant: "What would you like to order?"
White person: "Is that even a question?! Chicken tikki masala! I heard it's the best here!"
Waiter: "You mean the chicken tikka masala?"
White person: "Yeah, that's what I said!"
Waiter: sigh... "coming right up..."

by bubba666 August 24, 2012

chicken fried steak

the single most delicious thing that my mom makes

KID 1: wanna come over and eat?
KID 2: sure what are you having?
KID 1: my moms chicken fried steak
KID 2: FUCK YEA!(i just came a little)

by DJ Kwik-E Mart May 21, 2008

general gao's chicken

What people from Boston seem to think General Tsu's chicken is called. Totally unacceptable in civilized conversation.

Q: Can I get a General Gao's chicken?
A: Go back to Boston asshole.

by E'Fresh February 20, 2007

chicken my emo

Checking my e-mail, usually said when intoxicated.

A. "Did you have fun at the bar?"
B. "Leave me alone, I'm chicken my emo."
A. "What?"
B. "bleccch.....ewwww. I think I drank too much."

by megagogy February 21, 2008

Fried Chicken Fiesta

When you rub your testicles with grease from fried chicken and proceed to teabag an unsuspecting black man.

After a brief stop at KFC, Will greased up his gonads and celebrated a Fried Chicken Fiesta with his good buddy Maurice.

by rebel13459 October 1, 2007

Chicken Hole

When you cook chicken in a frying pan and it pops up and burns your arm and creates a chicken hole.

TK...... Chicken hole

by aleeeeexxys March 14, 2011

chicken scratch

A scratch from a chicken

Chicken Scratch of dominoes

by ass December 26, 2007