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Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
mugGet the Slow your rollmug.

Pussy Roll

A category of sexual maneuver that can be performed in numerous angles.
by zachcaldwell August 29, 2019
mugGet the Pussy Rollmug.

Gator Roll

Mid-sex maneuver where you bite your partner somewhere and spin like a crocodile without warning.
I was fuckin this slut up in her dirty ass, right? And then out of nowhere, she fuckin "Gator Rolls" me!
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
mugGet the Gator Rollmug.

Dream Roll

A joint that contains various legal herbs, wrapped in pink paper. The best euphoric feeling ever and the closest to heaven you will ever get. One of the most ancient drugs civilizations used to get high.
Jeremiah: I’m trying to score Dream Rolls for the party tonight
Molly : Hell yeah! Best shit ever! Ancient party drug!! Woo Woo
by dankdawg July 14, 2020
mugGet the Dream Rollmug.

Jelly roll

To continue to drink alcohol the morning after a night of being intoxicated.
We jelly rolled so I did not get a hangover .
by Lul3 March 31, 2016
mugGet the Jelly rollmug.

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