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Your mom goes to college

The very definition of being smiten by God himself, for the burn can end even the greatest wars.
A great example would be

Hitler commited suicide because the Allied Powers were heard rebuttling “Your mom goes to college” in every word he said.
by Your name has been taken June 1, 2018
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Call Your Teacher "Mom"

(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!
(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"
by Heh, im better than you November 12, 2019
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your moms gay lol

the worst insult you can say to someone

like it will completely destroy someones will to live so be careful
i told him your moms gay lol and he killed himself
by shrek=drek May 6, 2018
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Tell your mom I'm horny

When your riding a roller coaster or somthing and you get scared to yell tell your mom I'm horny.
(You riding a roller coaster ): ohh shhiiittt tell your mom I'm horny.
by Limehighlighter December 3, 2020
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A phrase used among Muslims, typically used as a means of derailing a conversation when one person says something particularly hurtful or annoying to the other.
Fatima: Mohammed, why do you sound like a retard whenever you speak?
Mohammed: there's a jinn up your mom's ass.
by mynoduesp2303 November 6, 2018
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Melanated Mom's Multicultural kids

Melanated Mom's Multicultural kids - brown women with kids of seven cultures.
Melanated mom's Multicultural kids - well rounded and cultured, they teach they're kids how the world will view them and when they grow older the children are spiritually and physically strong and stable enough to take on what life throws at them.
by Loveyanna January 18, 2022
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