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middle school

A shitty hell that turns you from an innocent, fragile 11-12-year old to a hardened, traumatized 14 year old. This place is full of racists and don't give a fuck about Asians, teachers don't do shit about bullying, 7th grade being the worst year in this school, and stupid relationships that last about 2 weeks at best. Physical strength and looks are crucial to have a better experience. Being Asian (like me) makes middle school harder, because 97% of people in public middle schools say "ching chong", "rice harvester", or "bat eater" at least once in the span of a day. Your parents lose their shit over you getting a 79% on your History exam, and claim that teens haven't changed since their generation, but they have. Popular kids can speak anytime they want, but normal kids can't speak without some degenerate saying "Who asked?". If you do anything normal, you will be known as an NPC, but if you do something different, they'll say: "You're not the protagonist". Like, make up your fucking mind. Overall, this place is hell, but a friend or two is enough to keep you from being mentally unstable. If you have no friends, you're pretty much hopeless.
Lunch Lady: Okay, whaddya want?
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
by PrankDevil June 21, 2023
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Hornsby Middle School

If you go to Hornsby, you are living the dream. They have a great football team and they have cute boys that go there. Especially Davin Jacobson, if you see him in the halls, give him the biggest ass slap of all time.
Do you go to Hornsby Middle School?
No why?
Well, you're missing out
by clashroyaleplayer95 October 27, 2021
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middle line

the best part of body for having hair near
middle line is next to hair
person 1: show me middle line
person 2: yes
by middlelineman January 10, 2024
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middle aged child

A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”
You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
by iamafarmer8888 July 29, 2022
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rolesville middle school

one of the worst fucking schools but i mean hey, at least its better than heritage. if you go to rolesville you're either a basic white bitch, a furry, or a wannabe ghetto ass hot cheeto girl. there's also fights literally every day and the principal looks like Al McWhiggin from Toy Story.
"Brooo, I heard there was another fight going down at Rolesville Middle School. This time it's between the overweight kid with no friends & the Mexican kid who doesn't speak English."
by joemamaxoxoroblox April 2, 2020
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middle, index, and thumb up

Not used in sentence (hand symbol) middle, index, and thumb up.
by Anmys May 14, 2024
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Coastal Middle School

Coastal Middle school is a shitty dump and a poor excuse for a school. Coastal is known for it's juuling and fights, as well as its many scandals. Coastal is an "IB" school, so its principal tells everyone that it is a good school when, its actually not. But do whatever makes you happy I guess, Ms. Shooter Jones ( :
by lil_peeper December 31, 2019
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