Mexican Flicker Gooning

A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.

Damn, did you hear Tyago died of Mexican flicker gooning in class yesterday?

by Shady32 January 22, 2025

Mexican Deluxe

When you take anal beads out of a women’s ass and swallow all the shit that comes out of it

Ripa gave McGuire a Mexican Deluxe last night

by auxzq May 27, 2021

Mexican wedding ring

When a hickey is given to mark someone as taken. More often than not by broke ass ho's.

Thanks Rosa for the Mexican wedding ring now my #1 girl will know I'm taken by another!

by Timepower October 29, 2018

Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.

What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.

by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019

Mexican sex doll

Basically fucking a Chihuahua

Got horny and bored and decided to use my chihuahua as a Mexican sex doll

by thundercockman420 March 24, 2024

mexican rainforest

To take very smell shit in a bathroom, right before or while someone else baths or showers in it. The steam amplifies the shit stench.

I left a Mexican rainforest for my wife.

by Dirty Mormon July 3, 2017

issac the mexican

issac the mexican is a one of a kind fella , he has very small pp but his personality makes up for it . he is easy to talk to and wont judge you about anything you do or say but he is very blunt and wont hold back and speak his mine .He will joke about anything and will not feel sorry for it , he has no feelings and no empathy for anyone or anything. hes a great person to have in life because he will always be by your side no matter what you believe in or do . his main goal is to make everyone smile but at the same time make people upset. get you a issac the mexican at ur nearlest slave store today at the low cost of $0 .

girl . issac the mexican is so funny
guy . he also has a bigger pp than me

by Gamergirlbigpp September 19, 2020