John booker

A guy who smokes a lotta doinks

Yo you here about that guy who got an STD at 15

Yea that’s a John booker right there

John booker by Samsmith69 April 21, 2018

john milkman 

The milkman

Wheres John Milkman?

john milkman by Vexx_Beats January 4, 2018

john f 

A person who is really good at basketball and and can be a douchebag when he wants to be

that guy is breaking up with her that a real john f

john f by james the boss 1234567890 May 1, 2018

john webster

eats scorpions, stands on dead bees, walks off beds.

did you see that guy, he is such a john webster

john webster by bigrob960 January 10, 2018

John martek 

Kid who wants to be the truck scene killer but shhhhhhhh.....dont tell anyone

"John marteks truck is stock"

"John martek is slow"

John martek by Truckrice January 24, 2018

John Sitto 

A greasy ass nigga who flexes with fake shit in hopes that it'll make him popular or get him laid. He steals his friends credit cards and only smokes weed so he can hang out with people.

Ay that hoe john sitto was flexing with his fake gucci belt and said that madison sucked his dick, what a lie

John Sitto by Literally everyone at Woodbrid January 27, 2018

john gilbert storey 

THE Turtle Neck Lord

How's it going john gilbert storey?
Good, just copped some fresh turtle necks

john gilbert storey by jeffferyyy February 13, 2018