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Jacks Girls

A female, if you can even call her that, who puts out for mediocre sex and is typically of the highland cattle body type.
one of jacks girls came over last night, sea world also had a whale escape recently. Coincidence?
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jack on the rocks

A glass of jack Daniels whiskey with ice. Not as manly as jack nice and tidy, but you won't get a second look drinking this.
"What'll It be today ?"
"Jack on the rocks, go easy on the ice"
by FerretFTW May 21, 2017
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jack martin

The most amazing guy in the world. Whenever he gives you "the look", the flood gates open wide. He'll read you bedtime stories and cry himself to sleep. He has a schlong equivalent to the size of a sweet gherkin, and isn't afraid to show it off to all the ladies. He's excellent at making commitments, if they involve emotional torture and eternal condemnation. His opinion is always correct, and he won't stop making senseless noise until you agree with him. He's beautiful. He's perfect. He's a duck.
Gee whiz, Mom. Now that you're single I recon you should abduct that Jack Martin fellow. He's quite the catch!
by Hork; ham pork June 21, 2017
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jack homer

Awesome, hot, cut jawline, beautiful eyes and equally awesome personality, lover of the office and a great leader
by KFC17 November 14, 2017
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jack kernitz

The well known hot frannies boy who’s a god at hockey and gets hella girls
Oh jack kernitz yeah he’s the hot frannies boy
by Bigshrekdaddy April 16, 2020
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jack the stripper

For fuck sake, Chris is such a jack the stripper.
by jack the stripper21 October 17, 2013
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GangBang Jack

When you make a McGangBang at Jack In The Box. You take a spicy chicken sandwich and you shove it inbetween two cheeseburgers.
Going to Jack In The Box and ordering a McGangbang Jack
by robert alleruzzo February 27, 2012
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