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Lax Douche

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.
Me: Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?
The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.

Me: Bro, that's a bummer! He can eat shit.
by PDSuckswanker March 23, 2024
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Deep dish douche club

The deep dish douche club is a group of BRO’S who run the jacked up trucks that are squatted with the lit up deep dish wheels on them.
Wow broham was the queen of the deep dish douche club right there.
by Dull clan June 23, 2021
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Douche bagner

1. Another word for a matt wagner.
2. Some one very petty that drawls a lot. Professional artist
Who's that guy with Gucci man's tattoo on his arm? Oh, thats Douche Bagner!
by Jeff "the rock" Johnson July 12, 2021
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Dick Douche

A sexual practice of globbing ones knob and shaft with natural based antimicrobial oil. Usually 🥜 peanut or coconut oil 🥥 🌴!!! Then inserting it into youre partners hoo haa! Makes for a great alternative when modern day reluctant females that believe there's no need to wash their business. (99%) Hence they have all convinced one another that its a "self cleaning oven", yet the dhamn thing smells like a broken down fish market. Makes a great alternative when in the heat of the moment! Just be aware of the amount of gunk and funk that comes out of her hence its never been done before.
"Brothaaaa, how on earth did you manage to nail Mary Ann RottenCrotch, all others have reported she wreaks like a bloody bait box down there?"

"Simple, I dick douched her fouled tunnel first. Took a few times but she's yummy delicious sparkling fresh now! 😋 ✨️ 💧
by DA FIB January 18, 2026
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Douche-Waffle

When you eat your poop in the shower and puke it back up and stomp it down the drain.
Dude earlier I me and my friend douche-waffled together
by Poofarter69 January 24, 2026
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Douche Canoe

A douche in a canoe ...
An asshole (mainly Men!)
Stop being such a fucking douche canoe 🛶

You're such a douche canoe!

You're the Biggest Douche in the littlest canoe!!
by ziacs January 31, 2026
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Douche Bag

Someone who cleans womens vaginas out for a living; think of them as a cleaning agent.
That guys an asshole, but the ladies sure love him, what a douche bag.
by 99z February 4, 2026
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