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Douche

A douche: (n) a large group of Chad's, Brad's or Kyle's. Also known as a "no thanks".
I had to leave the bar because a douche of Chad's wouldn't stop talking to the bartender about crypto so no one could get a drink.
by Hawthorne McGillicuddy September 4, 2022
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Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.
Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .
by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022
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Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag
Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!
by VG131 September 13, 2022
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Dick Douche

A sexual practice of globbing ones knob and shaft with natural based antimicrobial oil. Usually 🥜 peanut or coconut oil 🥥 🌴!!! Then inserting it into youre partners hoo haa! Makes for a great alternative when modern day reluctant females that believe there's no need to wash their business. (99%) Hence they have all convinced one another that its a "self cleaning oven", yet the dhamn thing smells like a broken down fish market. Makes a great alternative when in the heat of the moment! Just be aware of the amount of gunk and funk that comes out of her hence its never been done before.
"Brothaaaa, how on earth did you manage to nail Mary Ann RottenCrotch, all others have reported she wreaks like a bloody bait box down there?"

"Simple, I dick douched her fouled tunnel first. Took a few times but she's yummy delicious sparkling fresh now! 😋 ✨️ 💧
by DA FIB January 18, 2026
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Douche-Waffle

When you eat your poop in the shower and puke it back up and stomp it down the drain.
Dude earlier I me and my friend douche-waffled together
by Poofarter69 January 24, 2026
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