Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023

Urban dictionary

dumb af

Person 1: whats Urban dictionary
Person 2: its a dumb website

by gayasfforboobs June 30, 2023

Urban Dictionary

We all know that you use Urban Dictionary to, search for the horny page .

ex: be right back guys imma get horny on Urban Dictionary

by DecodeUnicode February 25, 2023

Urban Dictionary

The website you are on right now.

I am going to go on Urban Dictionary to find out what a microwave is.

by Can’t bother to make a name February 26, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Adds or changes shit in your search

Person: types lowercase a into urban dictionary
Urban Dictionary: uppercase, take it or leave it

by ΒITCHES February 26, 2023

Urban Dictionary

The site that this definition was placed on. Also known for the home of sexual definitions.

Person 1: Urban Dictionary is full of inappropriate definitions!

Person 2: No wonder, Urban Dictionary is known for having inappropriate definitions and words.

by urbandici February 28, 2023

Urban Dictionary

some really, really really stupid shit. this is the representation of "I have a thousand thoughts to speak but only one mouth" basically the national website of idiocracy .

went on to Urban Dictionary today, looked up jesus and someone said he was the furry god

by Mr Guardian February 28, 2023