cock floppidry

The act of taking one's cock and flopping it onto an individual's forehead.

Guy: Hey baby, I'm the master of cock floppidry.
Girl: Slap that schwanz on my face!

by Meekrab1 December 8, 2011

Cock Blossom

N. A colorful ejaculate stemming from the male penis. Usually secondary to an STD or STI.

Adj. An insult directed at a male party, generally one who is acting homosexual in a boisterous kind of way.

1. Wow, that is a nasty case of cock blossom you've got there!

2. That guy that cut me off is a total cock blossom.

by DPEX August 22, 2011

cock vaulting

Cock vaulting is when someone is in a squatting position and is squatting up and down on a dick. Also known as cocksquatting.

Boy, you should have seen nichka doing cock vaults on j2n4me.

by codyrs February 17, 2005

cock whore

A whore whores him or herself out, and then uses the proceeds to buy more cock.

What a great deal, I paid the whore, and being a cock whore, she paid to access my cock.

by Develi-what! October 27, 2006

cock toboggan

its a super slutty chick that is so easy and skanky that you could ride her down the hill like a toboggan

wow man you shoulda seen me ride her like a cock toboggan

by cumdumpster444 December 16, 2008

Fat Cock

My current girlfriend said that she dated Shroud from the way back, she said that he has a fat cock. I broke up with her, because I can't fill that "hole", I cannot carryout the thought that my dick has to go through such underground chamber, the size is comparable to the Hang Son Doong, (the largest cave in the world) but bigger...

Word on the street that shroud has a fat cock. Rain drop. Drop top. Shrouds fat cock.

by Nigward483 April 15, 2019

Cock Sucker

a girl/boy who enjoys sucking a guys dick, starting by gently licking the head of his cock and slowly swollowing more and more of his penis. Particularly Anthony a world renown cock sucker many know of his skills. In his last interview he explains how he just loves to caress penis.

Anthony is a cock sucker.

by xTYTANIUMx August 22, 2011