by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022
Get the Red Velvet Cakemug. It's when you blow coffee through a straw into someone's rectum, they then shit on your chest and you top it off with your jimmy jelly.
by Bazingaboy127 April 11, 2014
Get the makin a cakemug. An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.
Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.
by JedBadley May 25, 2021
Get the cake and staremug. Typically a pasty-white overweight person.
Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.
Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.
That fat kid sitting in front of his computer all day playing games and eating Doritos is such a suncream cake!!
by ackersyoulegend June 28, 2010
Get the Suncream Cakemug. Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old
by 123sheshe September 23, 2019
Get the crunchy cakemug. pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.
Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.
by pineapple mountain cake September 7, 2017
Get the pineapple mountain cakemug. When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.
by Sandycrabcakes-r-us June 8, 2016
Get the sandy crab cakemug.