J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

Beans de Ass

When someone tries to type "Buenos Dias" but fucks up and sends Beans de Ass

Beans de Ass am rigo, can I have some a ross cont polo

by Mars_ December 27, 2019

smol bean

A person or thing that is extremely cute or precious.

Eloise Camilleri is the only smol bean in existence.

by SnazzoBazzo September 11, 2019

moist beans

the most disgusting thing you could ever say

friend 1; "these are some pretty moist beans aren't they?"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"

by tiktokapproved1818 March 21, 2020

Bean

A Bean is a person that is stupid

Yo shut up you fucking bean.

by Hiya is a waste yute July 10, 2020

Ginger Bean

A light skinned redheaded person of Mexican descent.

Like the guard on the latest season of OITNB Alvarez, or Louis CK.

A redheaded Mexican

"He is Mexican but he doesn't look like it. He's my ginger bean."

by Mrs. Ginger-Bean October 5, 2018

Jitter Bean

The official coffee shop of The Boys, Season 2. Also sounds like a funny nickname you would give your clit.

That big cup of Jitter Bean cold brew has my jitter bean very jittery.

by Princess Kitty 2.0 October 1, 2020