It is a video series about a young boy who loves Shrek, and then has anal sex with Shrek. Aka the best thing on the Internet😍 (This is soft-core porn)
Me "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE!!!"
Person "um... Yah....."
Me "ISNT IT THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET"
Person "well you're a horny freak
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre
It's never ogre
Person "um... Yah....."
Me "ISNT IT THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET"
Person "well you're a horny freak
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre
It's never ogre
by itsmebitch June 21, 2016
Get the Shrek is love, Shrek is lifemug. by babyboob March 8, 2020
Get the Fuck your life upmug. by gruefood June 11, 2006
Get the The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everythingmug. "Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."
or:
"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."
or:
"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."
by monica borbele October 9, 2012
Get the heterosexual life partnermug. No one really knows, since “best life” is such a broad term. Generally used when having fun or relaxing. Makes depressed people cry because they are also living their best life and it sucks.
Just living my best life relaxing by this lake.
I’ve been living my best life at home alone crying and watching Friends for two weeks.
I’ve been living my best life at home alone crying and watching Friends for two weeks.
by kyy July 29, 2018
Get the Living my best lifemug. 1. A TV show used as a mechanism to keep poor people oppressed.
2. A show that vicarious losers watch then sit around and "ooh" and "ahh" at all of the celebrities assets.
3. Materialism televised.
2. A show that vicarious losers watch then sit around and "ooh" and "ahh" at all of the celebrities assets.
3. Materialism televised.
Jane: We gotta get home so we won't miss "VH1's Fabulous Life Of..."!
Me: We? Count me out.
Jane: But tonight it's gonna be about Beyonce! If we miss it, I won't know how much Beyonce's worth!
Me: Fuck Beyonce! Why do you thrive off that shit? She's worth alot! Bottom line, her money isn't yours so why are you worried?
Jane: Ewww...you're such a hater!
Me: We? Count me out.
Jane: But tonight it's gonna be about Beyonce! If we miss it, I won't know how much Beyonce's worth!
Me: Fuck Beyonce! Why do you thrive off that shit? She's worth alot! Bottom line, her money isn't yours so why are you worried?
Jane: Ewww...you're such a hater!
by twistedbabydoll August 14, 2007
Get the VH1's Fabulous Life Of...mug. just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.
A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)
by live to 100 anyway June 9, 2010
Get the School -- waste of my lifemug.