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A game that promises to make your balls explode fifty two times in one minute. These games are click bait. DO NOT BELIEVE THEM. THEY WILL NOT MAKE YOUR BALLS EXPLODE, BELIEVE ME. They are just a sad excuse to show big tiddied girls with even bigger dicks
Guy 1: hey did you ever click on that adult sex game?

Guy 2: yeah, never been more disappointed in my entire life
Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: man that chick had a bigger dick than mine
by Sweet Satan March 6, 2020
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The Goodfellas Drinking Game

One of the most difficult drinking games known to alcoholic kind, and the mightiest of quests for college students. Not a game of skill, stupidity or even chance. Just a plain old classic Endurance test.

The instructions are simple: You and your mates (Or just you if you're one of those people who watch that kids show with the ponies) sit around a TV each with an alcoholic beverage, usually beer because anything higher and you're sure to perish in a sea of your own chugg nuggets, and you all watch the movie Goodfellas.

There are but two main rules: 1. Once the movie begins every player has to view the ENTIRE film. You can pause it to take a slash since you're going to be drinking a lot, but no missing out on anything, especially dialogue. 2. Every single time the word 'fuck' is uttered, you take a gulp. This includes 'fucking', 'fucker' and 'fucked'.

This may sound easy. This may sound like your average way to get rid of your leftover booze from the night before. And if you've got a small dick it may seem like the best way to nail a drunk chick.

It's not.

There are exactly 300 f-bombs thrown in this film, which means that if you were to take a 25 ml shot of beer every single time the word 'fuck' is uttered in this movie, by the end of it you would have consumed roughly 17 cans, or 15 pints.

Good idea at first. Damn good fun to begin with. Fucking nightmare by the third act. Ocean of pain the next morning.
Me and my buddy tried The Goodfellas Drinking Game the other night and we woke up covered in puke and beer with a turd in the middle of the room.
by Snuggles McCuddlesworth April 2, 2014
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The Game Adopt me!

Known as a game that only little children and perverted adults play
Hey, I really think. Let me play some of The Game Adopt me!

Hey you stupid bitch, The Game Adopt me! is garbage, this is why i had to take you to the E.R for brain damage you fuck.
by UJF October 10, 2020
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Lisa gaming roblox

The person who trolled the whole entire roblox community during 2019 - 2021. Youโ€™re stupid if you believed an obvious troll.
Jonah: โ€œDo you remember Lisa gaming roblox?โ€
Rat: โ€œYou mean that one person who trolled the entire roblox community?โ€
Jonah: โ€œYeah..โ€
by Sheepysheepman June 5, 2023
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monkey ass games

Stupid fucking mind games, foolishness, shadiness - - head games with negative connations.
I'm so sick of you playing monkey ass games with my money.
by MileHighHeaux July 13, 2018
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old man game

When an older person outclasses their (generally) younger opponents in sports with their knowledge of the game to compensate for their diminished athleticism.
Can't believe Uncle Herb scored 40 on us... he's got that old man game for sure.
by delhaen February 12, 2019
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