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awakened simp 

Simps are not eternal. The "awakened simp" is the state of being a simp achieves when he realizes his wrongdoings. This state comes after a simp has endured too much self-inflicted pain. This is also when a simp realizes that he needs to work to better himself, his self worth and confidence, before working on getting laid
Kyle used to be a simp, chasing uninterested women and belittling himself. Now he's become an awakened simp. What a chad
awakened simp by Charlie 27 April 8, 2020

Fucking Simp 

When calling someone a simp isn't enough.
Jake: Lmao Chris is such a Fucking Simp.
Fucking Simp by xZaeroSin May 21, 2020

chess simp 

When you don’t take the queen in a game of chess even though the opportunity is obvious. Done out of π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘ π‘π‘’π‘π‘ for women.
Term first coined by the Trash Taste podcast, when they held their chess tournament arc.
Chess Noob: β€œWhy didn’t they take the queen?”
Chess Expert: β€œMy child, they’re a chess simp.”
Chess Noob: β€œAh, I see.”
chess simp by The Peanuts King August 25, 2020

international simp day 

March 15th is International simp day is a day when the Simps are noticed for being simps
International simp day is cool
simp-Yo bro today's international simp
Simp-Aww heck yeah its finally my lucky day LETS GOO

The Simp 

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with
Daniel is quite literally the simp of the century.

Extreme Simp 

Someone who overly values a person, no matter what they do.
The person could even be a crazy serial killer and they still define the person same.
Hey Bob why the fuck you an extreme simp bro?
Bob: idk man
Extreme Simp by Sou7 June 15, 2020