bro-push

having someone help push your pregnant wife down the stairs

dude i fucked up. i need a bro-push tomorrow.

by varrrrna January 20, 2022

Bro- tanglement

That moment went when friends simultaneously text each other or simultaneously think of each other or simultaneously think of one another and text each other.
Derived from the theory of Quantum Entanglement.

"Bro we texted each other at the same time!" "Yeah, that's some crazy Bro- tanglement!"

by littlelamb1996 July 4, 2017

bro swam

A compliment, typically used when a musical artist makes great music.

Did bro swim? Yeah bro swam.

by [plug swim] October 25, 2023

keg of bros

A term referring to a group of men that identify/would be identified as bros. This is best used for groups of young men who appear as stereotypical bros. (For example: wearing baseball caps and sleeveless sports tees. Often refer to each other as bro or dude.)

As "herd" or "pack" are used in wildlife documentaries.

Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!

by Caged Birdy November 17, 2015

Passport bro

Chads from the west, most likely the Uk or America who travel to mainly country’s in Asia and Europe to get away from modern women in the west in search of higher quality women who still retain self respect and traditional family and moral values instead of being bisexual, cheating, lying, charging they phone, eating hot chip and doing onlyfans as a form of “Work”

Barry is visiting Russia in search of a loyal wife who wants 5 kids a little cottage and a self sufficient farm with animals to keep and live of the land, he must be a passport bro

by HalStewart_2000 January 27, 2024

Half Birthday Bros.

Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.

Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!

by LS2k July 12, 2021

As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.

*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024