Issaquah Middle School

A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.

It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.

Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.

The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.
Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?
by KingOfNothingAmogus October 01, 2022
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Noble Middle School

Everybody here is fake soooooo dont come! Only some are real!!!!!
Noble middle school: Hows the new school?
Sara: Everyones fake and people like sheds.
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edgewood middle school

edgewood middle school is located in highland park illinois. worst school ever. it’s filled with rich bitches that don’t care about anything other than popularity and there daddy’s money. they think there funny but the non-popular people hate them. if your not jewish your not cool. there outfits cost $300000 and there houses are as big as russia. if your not super rich, then your considered living on the streets poor. there are so many cliques. the volleyball girls, the popular, the weird kids, the emos, the druggies, etc. if your emo you get made fun of behind your back. there is so much bullying that some people sit in the bathrooms for lunch alone everyday. those rich cunts don’t care about anything other than there lululemon, pink preppy lifestyle, there golden doodles, bullying, and there ugly faces.
girl: you go to edgewood middle school?? i’m so sorry!!

other girl: yeah deerfield is so much better.
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After flirting with Ceseley with a funny joke, She tells Randy that his cornbread is not done in the middle
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Laurel Middle School

Laurel middle school is full of great black people the school is fun but people there love too fight , but there are some fine boys and girls there !!!
I would love to go to Laurel Middle School (LMS)
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The sesh was the move, mad lit, so we had a middle dab to keep it movin.
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The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.
"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."
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