Sweex Man

A man that arrives at your place of work with endless amounts of goodies, places them on a desk in the middle of your office and runs before he gets squashed by the stampede

A: "Oh shit, it's the Sweex Man"

B: "Yeah man, get me a mars bar"

C: "Oh shit, this mans gonna make me fat - get me some Cinnamon Swirls"

by WC1979 September 22, 2011

man tanner

A bro-mancing, bordering on douche-bag status kind of guy, that likes to show off how jacked he is by going to one or all of the following: the tanning salon, the beach, or poolside for the express purpose of enhancing their jacked bodies.
Excessive drinking of beer and lame attempts to pick up chicks are usually involved.

ugh, I don't really want to go to the pool now. Man tanners dead ahead!

by elo-fo-sho July 1, 2009

Laughing Man

A fan named for a gigantic dude who sits on a bed and laughs at you when you use the "Phone Effect" in Yume 2kki.

Me: Dude have you seen the Laughing Man in Yume 2kki?
Friend: Yeah, that dude scared the hell out of me when I used the Phone Effect.

by SOSOOSOS May 4, 2018

Man clamp

A male between two males during homosexual sex. Or a female that lays with many men

Craig spends most of his nights being a total Man Clamp.

by TastyChocolatestarfish August 21, 2018

Cranker Man

A Crank (Meth) Addict

Wow look at that Cranker Man, I wonder if he sells.

by Coaster Happy February 17, 2012

Altoid Man

A being that always ALWAYS has altoids on him. Also stopped world war 6 in Estonia.

Wanna Altoid??
Man who’s that guy that stopped world war 6 again? Oh it’s the altoid man.

by Shygvy April 1, 2022

Man broth

After 6 month to a year of CONTINIOUS use, The bedsheet of a single guy is boiled in a pot. A man can sweat upto a liter a day, combined with billions of dead skin cells, various arthropods(both dead and living), occasional residue pee particle (salt) and protein enriched ejaculation nectar(upto 5 times a day).

Some times spiced up by socks(CONTINOUSLY used), The more number of holes they have higher the quality it is.

A delicacy only enjoyed by the flag bearers of peak masculinity.

xXpussyslayer69Xx : Did you enjoyed yesterday's Man Broth my fellow brethren?

Dr.chadthundercock : It was splendid my fellow man, Tasted otherworldly with last season's boiled denim.

by PlatoTheAnon July 13, 2021