middle cheek leak

A atrocious fart that comes out your buttox between your right and left booty cheeks. To prevent sound you lean forward and shove your buttox backward, then sit as fast as you can, flat, to prevent a really ear-rippling sound that your comrades will hear.
Johnny hit a middle cheek leak in the middle of class and his ass cheeks wobbled back and forth.

The whole class turned to Johnny cause he forgot to sit down fast, and everyone heard and smelt his atrocious fart.

"Yo, Johnny just hit a middle cheek leak"
by Ghostluvr December 08, 2022
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middle age metal

A person over 25 who rocks out with his friends and sing songs no one knows because they made them themselves and screams them to a crowd of people at their local bar.
Yo! Dude that performance was sick! Middle age metal is sick!
by NannyLumps February 05, 2017
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Middle fiddling

Sweet and sexy digital penetration performed by ones lover in a playful manner.
Ceara enjoyed a weekends middle fiddling with Olivia and she came many many times
by YESLAD1010 January 08, 2021
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throw some middle

Refusing normal and "appropriate" social customs. excercising your right to use freedom of speech in a spunky, slang-ful way. (alot like the middle finger's expression of the prideful "fuck you" attitude it portrays.)
Haythe: Dude, fuck this school. fuck this world. i am so fucking over everybody. just fuck fuck fuck fuck who cares!!??

Layney: Hey, woah! whats with this percussin' bomb?

Haythe: Imma throw some middle.
by DaphneLikesDerby October 26, 2012
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fart in the middle of class

Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?

Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work
by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021
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Middle East Tragedy

Russia, China, the U.S, Japan, France, Spain, and the U.K are discussing Syria and their chemical weapons. Right now ever since the latest memorial of 9-11, there has been tragedy with the muslims in the middle east and countries in south western Russia such as Turkey and Kazakhstan. Libya and Al-Qaeda received a signal to move into Syria and Egypt to surround Israel. It is unknown to all of us of which country sent the signal. But Afghanistan is currently scared now and leaves the war with a frightened attitude and begs the U.S to end the war. Russia believes that China can come up with ideas. To this day, there is war in Iraq. Madness and tragedy strikes the middle east with threats, frights, and various other things. Will this madness ever end?
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Middle East Tragedy
by The Freeman October 29, 2013
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