Nuckin' Figger

A common slur used by overly dyslexic racists, where the "F" for "fuckin'" and the "N" for... well, y'know what it is, are both swapped.

"Sorry I'm late, some nuckin' figger cut me off on the freeway".

by A.O.B.L. February 26, 2024

lardy finger

When a gentleman freezers a lard stick, and inserts it up ones bottom.

Whilst drinking a tom Collins

They ladies were playing around with the lardy finger

by Oxygen.6 March 24, 2024

Grinch finger

How a white person's dreadlocks will appear after lack of proper care (i.e. Like one of the Grinch's fingers).

Also a derogatory name for a white person with unkempt dreads, usually associated with the New Age movement. Grinch fingers.

"That girl hasn't showered or anything for a month. Her dreads are all Grinch fingers now."
"I hate this camping spot. Those Grinch fingers next door have come over here several times to try to bum stuff."

by theheromachine April 8, 2024

Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.

Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!

by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024

nucking figger

you misread that, didnt you, you filthy nucking figger

white person: bro i hate all these nucking figgers
the figgers in question: YO THE FUCK YOU SAY WHITE BOY
white person: i said figgers not nigg-

by nucking figga April 11, 2024

two finger blowout

When one partner simply takes 2 fingers unexpectedly. Then the other partner receives 2 fingers shoved in the butthole and then proceeds to have explosive diarrhea.

She was in the doggy position a waiting his cock, when he surprisingly shoved 2 fingers in her butthole and explosive diarrhea occurred. With great excitement he jumped up and yelled, "Yes! That's what I call a two finger blowout".

by LissyBlissy April 19, 2024

One finger up

Putting one finger up in a picture is a other way to say that you like physical touch and matching humor/sarcasm

*Puts one finger up while taking a group picture*

by 3robi.mn April 20, 2024