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Mint Chocolate Shit

Something both men and women get once a month on a Thursday, where they literally start shitting mint chocolate chip ice cream.
"Dude, I got my Mint Chocolate Shit yesterday, it fucking sucks."

"I know, right?"
by pandashark775 September 18, 2022
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Chocolate Twinkie

When a man ejaculate in a asshole and the receiver takes a shit right after and the semen is surrounded in the faeces and proceeds to snack on or after
They made some chocolate Twinkies and proceeded to snack on them after the job
by It’s ANON January 4, 2022
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Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
by ddlovato April 23, 2023
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Chocolate Giddyup

When you bet on a fart and you have to get up(giddyup) and run to the bathroom.
Remember that time you shit your pants? Yeah, I had to Chocolate Giddyup. What? I had to get up and run to the bathroom.
by pbpyrojust January 25, 2020
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CHOCOLATE

different from “chocolate”
CHOCOLATE is from that spongebob episode that i know you watched
you can hear the word CHOCOLATE
me: “CHOCOLATE”
person: “sweet sweet chawcolate”
by bababooey hunchback lookin October 4, 2020
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Chocolate kiss

The kiss-like mark you leave on toilet paper when you wipe your ass
by I hate living in Indiana August 6, 2018
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Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.
"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."
by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024
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