hands of a doctor

When you don't drop the football. Ever.

(Formerly, hands of a surgeon)

"We have to guard that big receiver on their team. He's got the hands of a doctor!"

by DrewFontaine December 20, 2008

Will is a dick right

Will is a dick right

Will is a dick right

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

Four principles of a diesel engine

Suck, squeeze, bang and blow.

It sucks the fuel, squeeze it out through injectors, ignite through combustion and then blows through exhaust.

FOUR PRINCIPLES OF A DIESEL ENGINE

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

by Sugar pello May 15, 2017

hacking on a dart

Hacking on a dart usually refers to smoking a cigarette. The term is often picked up as a joke, but becomes usual vocab after a few uses. Hacking on a dart is a term used mainly by British Columbians. Hacking just means smoking, not literally coughing.

Billy: what are you guys doing on Saturday night ?

Bobby: just shooting some Jack and hacking on a darts.

Billy: I'll be there!

by eighteencows August 10, 2017

System of a Down

The best fucking rock band out there
4 dudes who fuck around and make songs that go hard asf
LA-based musicians

"Dude have you heard Psycho from System of a Down"
"Hell yea, makes me feel like im on some acid"

by ffuck you and yournegativity November 12, 2020

I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN

This is when u r too much for the others to handle that they r just like wooowwwwww lukat this barrass.
and then u r like yess ohh I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN.
PERIODDDTTTTT!!!!

Mosope and Tosin are too glam to give a damn.
I'm too glam to give a damn.
When u see ur classmates looking fine and u say to urself why am in not like them, NOOOOOOOOO GO AND ASK MOSOPE AND TOSIN AND THEY WILL SAY " I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN"

by Random A34 November 2, 2020

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke

Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT

Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.

Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))

by Handlebars22 June 15, 2016