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Private Schools

An institute where they brainwash you without you knowing it. These so called 'schools' have been known to take children in at a young and innocent age, and then send them back into the world later thinking they're riduclously better then everyone else around them. Private schools have also been described as an institute for Cults, as well as being well known for sucking young children and teenagers souls. Also known as gateway to Hell.
My parents must hate me, they're sending me to one of the private schools.
by Sparx8282 September 19, 2009
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High School

The North American equivalence to European pre-secondary educational facilities.
Contrary to apparent common belief among Americans and/or Canadians the high schools found throughout the norhtern part of the Americas are like kindergardens compared to their European counterparts - hence not very "high" in any respect...except for their drugged-up spoilt kids.
In Europe students are required to actually study a whole lot more material than students attending these north-American schools.
The European curiculums include materials that are considered university level in the Americas and any European high school graduate could kick the smartest American kids' ass.
American/Canadian kids:
"Hey yo bro, so in class we had to like differentiate some function or something, that was whack0 bro."
"Aight, me hearz yo man, dillio. Let'z fuck this shit and chill out at my crib watchin some MTV."

European kids:
"Oh well differentiating that polynomial function wasn't too hard, now was it?"
"No, not at all my dear friend. Would you like to drop by at my place? We could listen to some genuine European music and chat about today's class."
by EuropeKicksYourAss March 12, 2005
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on the school bus

Isn't there a hilarious story about some dude out of Phish being on the school bus?
by ddggdd December 31, 2007
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The Lawrenceville School

The most awesome prep school in NJ. The intelligent kids and rich kids go study there. You can also see the most preppiest kids studying there. Probably one of the most elite boarding schools in New Jersey.
Guy 1: Hey... Have you heard about The Lawrenceville School?

Guy 2: Hell yeah. I want to study there man ! It's so cool there !!!
by damnprep September 20, 2015
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School Lunch

Disgusting, gross, and takes an hour to prepare and get.
by a lesbian dag February 25, 2019
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American schools

Its just like any other school but with one diffrence, every month or so there would be a shooting to kill the inferior ones
American schools have to kill off the inferior ones with school shooters
Inferiors are: Kpop fans, normies, feminists, cycilists, The Jews, T H I C C obama, and non arians
by Junior ojel September 22, 2019
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suicide school

A university with a significantly above average undergrad suicide rate — typically the more prestigious schools, like Harvard and MIT.
"Did you hear than John was going to MIT? I worry about him, because he's a pretty stressed out guy and that's a well-known suicide school.
by area69 October 6, 2019
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