(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)
Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)
Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)
by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
I don’t care I’m Gorilla God Emperor Fredikin the Fucking Tank
by Lore Tellers April 10, 2022
by JessesFancyFace February 17, 2020
by 2doorsdown June 17, 2022
something that chris crocker says negitively because it pisses him of that people say"oh my god thats so gay" about bad things.
Michelle:Hey, like my new flip-flops?
Britney:Ew. Oh my god thats so stright of you to wear areopostle shoes. LOSER
Britney:Ew. Oh my god thats so stright of you to wear areopostle shoes. LOSER
by dirty little bitch March 03, 2008
A chemical reaction in a science lab. "It exploded! Oh my god, it's the work of Jason Bourne!" oh my god its jason bourne
by OJAX1 January 21, 2017
Although the meat or offer that God offers is not as tempting at the deliciously tempting cookies the devil offers, the devil's offer of cookies will leave you with consequences like obesity and diabetes while God's offer of meat will leave you with nutrients and more benefits in the long run.
You should really look at your options much closer, after all, god sends meat and the devil sends cookies.
by DrPhilsburgMyers February 06, 2023