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The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"
by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025
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Polar Bear In Arlington Texas

Used To describe when something in a list is noticeably and significantly worse than everything else. usually used as a image of a polar bear with the text "What da hell is a Polar bear doin in Arlington Texas"
Person 1: why is Arby's here. its literally the Polar Bear In Arlington Texas
by Apollo1721 February 26, 2024
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Brazilian bear trap

Inviting a person to sit upon one’s lap, only to move one’s legs out of the way, making the other person sit on one’s genitals
Yesterday I tricked Alex into sitting on my balls with a Brazilian bear trap
by Qwsdfvbni June 23, 2023
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Teddy Bear

A nice gift to give to a lover or a crush and is only bad if said crush takes that bear and leaves to never talk again to said giver
Dude I really wish I would have gave her another teddy bear
by Ganghisgan June 29, 2021
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BEAR*

BEAR* is a game made by Cheedaman and Croutonium on the online-multiplayer platform known as Roblox, the objective of the game as a survivor is to complete puzzles to decrease the amount of time the bear has to find you, or complete puzzles to escape.

As a bear, your job is to hunt and kill all survivors to complete the game before the timer runs out, or you must kill them and stop them from escaping.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna play BEAR*?
Person 2: Heck yeah!
by overtakenhandles April 27, 2022
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Bear’s Nose

When you’re pushing for a dump but you’ve gotta hold it, and it’s just poking out. That’s a bear’s nose.
Dude 1: Are we almost there, I’ve gotta bear’s nose going on.
by Dudeson May 13, 2023
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time for bear

a: so can you stay here today?
b: TIME FOR BEAR
a: i dont have the energi to even think over what time for bear can possibly mean
by A guy who like kaif May 4, 2022
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