water pad

a notebook someone takes in the bathroom with them when they shower or bathe so he or she can write down ideas that come to them as they wash up.

When I get ideas while in the shower, I jot them down on my water pad, so I don't forget them when I get out.

by McWritah June 21, 2015

Pottle of Water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.

Alison: Can I take your order please?
Jamie-John: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce?
Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of Water

Alison: Coming right up!

by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025

watering Can

just another word for the toilet

Man i just need to use the watering can

by KLYDEFOAM January 14, 2019

smacking water

the definion of smacking water is swimming

uhh what are you doing? im smacking water duhh

by hunter salmons January 14, 2020

Closed Water

Kathleen

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"

by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022

Disco Water

A pre-game drink mixed with cheap vodka and lemon squash

Jeff: Are we gonna pre-game before the party?
Joe: Hell yeah I already made the disco water.

by powerpoint13 October 5, 2023

Midget Water

The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough

Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water

Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is

by Biggie Flex July 7, 2019